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Top Ten Things Overheard During Bill Clinton’s Hospital Stay

From the 14 March 2005 Late Show with David Letterman.

10. “A nurse is coming! Put him in the restraints.”
9. “Strange — his veins have no blood. It’s just Crisco.”
8. “Canseco’s here with something that’ll make you feel amazing.”
7. “Five more heart surgeries and you’ll tie Cheney!”
6. “When I told him no sex for a month, he pulled a scalpel on me.”
5. “My, what a lovely bouquet from Osama.”
4. “For some reason, he always forgets the surgical gown opens in the back.”
3. “We removed the scar tissue from the heart, as well as several impacted french fries.”
2. “Al Gore! When did you start working as an orderly?”
1. “Hillary wants to know if you would neuter him?”

Categories: Bill Clinton
  1. March 15, 2005 at 8:24 PM

    Number 3 was the only one worth repeating. Let’s see what post you delete, the one with or without comment?

  2. March 15, 2005 at 8:46 PM

    It’s been fixed. I use a program called w.bloggar to post my entries and it was acting up at the time. All is well now. 🙂

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