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Ten Ways Liberals Like to Show Their Compassion

1) They love drug addicts. Absolutely adore them – more then most other diverse people. They love drug addicts so much, that they want to take your money, and use it to buy needles for the drug addicts. Now that’s what I call Compassion- with a Large “C”.

2) Liberals like children too! (Hey, why else would they support NAMBLA?). In any case, they like children so much, that they want to take your money, and buy condoms for your ten-year-old daughter.

3) Liberals are so compassionate towards children that they want you to pay for their education. But that’s not all. They also want those schools that you pay for to invest in bananas and cucumbers, and teach children how to apply those condoms. Liberals and kids.gotta love ‘em.

4) Liberals are so compassionate that they want to make sure that those overworked airport security guards get a break. So, they want to make them government employees. Among the benefits that these poor, exploited workers can expect to receive are: Longer coffee breaks, the ability to screw around and not get fired, and freedom from anything that looks anything like accountability.

5) Liberals are so compassionate that they want the United States to have mercy on the Taliban. “Don’t let the baby killing US military go near our beloved Taliban – we won’t have it! We’ll stage a sit-in!”

6) Liberals are so compassionate that they want to tax you, tax you, then tax you again for the horrific act of lighting up a –gasp- cigarette!

7) Liberals are so compassionate that they want to destroy our health care system by turning it over to the government. I guess they think public schools do a good job.

8) Liberals are so compassionate that they want you and I to pay for teenage girls to have abortions.

9) Liberals are so compassionate that they want the United States to “Unilaterally Disarm” itself. What that means, in non-liberals (i.e. common-sense) terms is: the US should grab its ankles and let communist china have at.

10) Liberals are so compassionate that they want to keep NAMBLA members (i.e. child-raping perverts) from being castrated. Gotta love ‘em for that! (Oh yeah, they don’t even want NAMBLA – which is essentially a club that teaches these perverts how to do their thing- to be shut down!)

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