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Know your state motto

Alabama : Yes, we have electricity
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos can’t be wrong!
Arizona : But it’s a dry heat
Arkansas: Literacy ain’t everything
California : By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado : If you don’t ski, don’t bother
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy’s don’t own it yet
Delaware : We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida : Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia : We put the “fun” in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii : Haka tiki mou sha’ami leeki toru (Death to mainland scum, leave your money)
Idaho : More than just potatoes. Well, okay, we’re not, but the potatoes sure are real good
Illinois : Please don’t pronounce the “s”
Indiana : Two billion years tidal wave free
Iowa : We do amazing things with corn
Kansas : First of the rectangle states
Kentucky : Five million people; Fifteen last names
Louisiana: We’re not all drunk Cajun wackos, but that’s our tourism campaign
Maine: We’re really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland : If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusetts : Our taxes are lower than Sweden’s (for most tax brackets)
Michigan : First line of defense from the Canadians
Minnesota : 10,000 lakes…and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri : Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana : Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and very little else
Nebraska : Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada : Hookers and poker!
New Hampshire : Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey : You want a #@$%&#! motto? I got yer #@$%&# motto right here!
New Mexico : Lizards make excellent pets
New York : You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.
North Carolina : Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota : We really are one of the fifty states!
Ohio: At least we’re not Michigan
Oklahoma : Like the play, only no singing
Oregon : Spotted Owl…it’s what’s for dinner
Pennsylvania : Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We’re not really an island
South Carolina : Remember the Civil War? We didn’t actually surrender
South Dakota : Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee : The Educashun State
Texas : Sí, hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
Utah : Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
Vermont : Yep
Virginia : Who says government stiffs & slackjawyokels don’t mix?
Washington : Help! We’re overrun by nerds and slackers!
Washington, DC : Wanna be mayor?
West Virginia : One big happy family…really!
Wisconsin : Come cut the cheese
Wyoming : Where men are men…and the sheep are scared.

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