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Canned response letter from the left uncovered

This will be published in an upcoming issue of Procrastinators Weekly. Investigative reporter Ellie Phant has discovered the master canned response letter from Moron.Org:

Critical Urgent Community Action Bulletin
from the _________________
For Immediate Release

The _________________ is extremely concerned by today's news that President Bush has selected _________________ as his nominee for the vacancy on the United States Supreme Court. Unlike outgoing Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, the widely respected and admired moderate consensus-building sensible mainstream compromisist, _________________ has a shocking record of extremely extreme fringe legal positions that fill us with grave concerns about their fitness for this critically crucial office.

Make no mistake: no one should be fooled by the administration's public relations efforts or _________________'s seemingly "moderate" appearance. _________________ has a record that suggests that they would deny women the right to reproductive choice, stop important life-saving medical stem cell research by extending the Patriot Act to draft their unwanted fetuses, and turn these conscripted fetuses over to dangerous tax-supported "Creationist" religious indoctrination laboratories. The Supreme Court is a lifetime appointment, and America needs to know whether _________________ supports the GOP's secret plan of a Neocon army of unwanted, unquestioning fetus zombies programmed to urinate on the Korans of the brave men detained at Guantanamo.

We should also point out that our opposition to _________________ has nothing to do with the nominee's race and/or gender. We at the _________________ have long been on record of standing up for the civil rights of _________________ , rights from which _________________ ironically, has benefitted. Sadly, rather than create programs and begin to work on the real problems that concern _________________, the evil Republican NeoCons have cynically forwarded an unqualified, token candidate like _________________ to mask its callous indifference to the plight of the _________________ community.

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